Hi,

It’s possibly a little late to be starting to write a blog about this when most of the hard work (I hope) has already been done getting me to this point. After 1 year of getting planning permission only to realise that I needed to purchase the freehold, 2 further years, £30k, a secretarial position in the St. Abbeville Freehold company, recruiting a builder and submitting to building regulations the work is finally going.

My main motivation in doing this is to try and assist people in a similar situation to what I was three years ago in understanding quite how much of an undertaking building work can be and to try and make it easier for them.

For now though I’m going to focus on documenting the work as it happens and to fill in the historic information as I go, who knows, maybe I’ll write a check list at the end - we’ll have to see how this organically grows.

Ok, some pics:

Picture 1 - The view from the outside

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Picture 2 - The view through the front-door - trust me it’s a shocker

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Picture 3  - Close up of the steels from the doorway

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Picture 4 - Looking from the old kitchen back towards the doorway

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Picture 5 - Looking from the old spare room towards the old kitchen

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Picture 6 -  View from the corner of the old kitchen (where the fridge was) to my old bedroom window

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Picture 7 - View of the old chimney stack

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Demolition…. demolition… demolition… amazingly enough this was all done in 4 days by 7 ukrainians.

There’s something kinda scary about handing over £1000’s but this is a big boy’s game. All I have to hope now is that building regulations don’t have any problem with the plans we submit because there’s going to be close to f*all I can do about it. Ha. I’m laughing now while I still can.

Rich

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20  Jan
Popstar Karaoke

Wearing fancy dress for Karaoke and then singing in full costume adds another dimension to fancy dress. Not only does it create another level of complexity in choice of who to go as, but enables musical combinations never dreamed of before. Having said that, Rolf Harris singing Depeche Mode last night whilst stroking an injured Cat was scary, perhaps in a Blowfelt kind of way. The most shocking thing was that the guy had managed to find a paisley shirt that somehow managed to say Rolf Harris even without the glasses and the curly wig.

Top prize, of course, has to go to Lisa herself for her swansong Bjork outfit, but prizes were in fact awarded for Best female Artist, Best Male, Best group, Best International artist and a lifetime achievement award. It was a good touch.

Personally I went for Jay Kay from Jamiroquai, complete with black tracksuit with stripes down the side, stripey trainers and of course, the signature hat. I should have known there would be another Jamiroquai. I have to be honest, his make-shift hat was pretty good, though he’d perhaps not attempted to copy Jay’s original hat as much as me, though he does have a few. I’ll post the photos when I’ve got them - though the hat got a bit damaged throughout the night so it’s not in quite as good shape as it was…

Posted by admin, filed under 2008, Birthdays, Fancy Dress. Date: January 20, 2008, 1:40 am | No Comments »

01  Jan
Bob & Sway

I’m trying not to type to the beat. For some strange reason I’ve ended up here.

Beat, street, I can smell my feet
Must be the heat.
The present is just one day.
Bob & Sway have come to play
The present is just one day.
Maybe it’s today.

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1. Last nights epiphany was that cleaning was actually about ‘cleaning’.
2. Stretch kill bill - a sport that involves kids toy like performance around a bar under a doorframe. The new Partial art - a cross been art & martial art, that isn’t either a martial art or art.
3. “I’m always doing because I’m choosing not to thinking” - Quote from a wise man who clearly has a better grasp of English than most.
4. Going to prison means you always feel the need to prove that at least you’re hard, otherwise you’re just some mug who got caught.
5. Sex is much worse with one speaker, so make sure your system is working properly.
6. Sitting upside down on a bed on your head is great. But doing it for too long make things worse than they already are.

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21  Sep
MADRID REVIEW

STREET LIFE & STREET BEER - JAMON MOFO

PHOTOS >> Madrid sights / Madrid sounds

There’s a lot of positive things to say about Madrid, not least the fact that the people there are super friendly, the wide streets are clean and beautiful and the food cheap and tasty. Moreover, you could be fooled into thinking you were in the greener districts of paris with it’s tall trees and massive 6 lane dual carriageways.

GETTING THERE

Was suprisingly quick, just a two hour flight from Heathrow (though we were delayed on the run way) and a 20 min taxi ride from the airport to the city centre. There are different international and domestic airports and different two international terminals so make sure on the return you allow for the travel between the two. The International Terminal 4 (T4) is a stunning aiport, with all marble floors, open glass walls and undulating wooden ceilings - definitely a great entrance to the city

You can also take the metro from the airport into town which is a lot cheaper option if you can’t fill the taxi. This is mainland spain so make sure you have the address of where you’re going written down cause a hotel name alone isn’t going to get you anywhere.

ACCOMODATION

We booked via lastminute.com which worked very well, though there is a wide choice of hotels at a range of prices so whether you want to backpack or 5 star there are plenty of options. Rooms are relatively small for the price so don’t expect a cavern. We stayed at the Vincci Centrum hotel which was a four star… the rooms were small but very well fitted out. I would certainly recommend centrum or the Vincci chain to stay in - though do check the location and type of your room as the street-side rooms can be noisy and the others may not even have a window! It’s worth checking

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

It does take a bit of time to work out how to get around Madrid. A map is essential at first before you work out your main roads - The Gran Via is a good place to start. The city is separated into districts - mostly referenced by the metro stop that is nearest (which probably explains the naming). I’d recommend going into some of the local cafe’s in Chueca to pick up some of the local magazines which contain guides to the local social calendar and night life. Loocmadrid is a good start.

The first thing we did was go and eat. Like any city, price doesn’t guarantee quality, particularly in tourist areas so choose your location from a guide book (we used lonely planet). The C. de la Cava Baja had a great range of choice and on Sunday in particular had that great street vibe that you only get in the Meditteranean. On the first night we pre-booked a table at a restaurant in Chueca (Soho) and were suprised at how easy it was to walk there. Madrid is mostly walking distance, for the central area at least. Cafe Oliver was exactly what we wanted it to be - good food, good service and reasonably priced. We splashed out a bit on both food and wine / cava / champagne.. but it still came to less than €50 each.

Bar culture in Madrid is quite studenty, packed bars with loud music and flowing alcohol - brilliant if that’s what you’re looking for - the area around Corredera Alta de S.Pablo reminded me a bit of camden town. Unfortunately some of the people we were with were looking for something a bit more clubby and more upmarket so we looked again - and found the Stromboli Cafe (Hortaleza, 96 - nearest metro Chueca) which was a god send. Impressive live djing and fantastic measures in the cocktails really kicked things off. The decor is very neo-80’s and the clientele a pre-club crowd. Spot on. It was hard to motivate ourselves to go anywhere else.

STREET BEER!

One thing to look out for is the street sellers, on most corners selling street beer, soft drinks and the same sandwich, which has been preserved for years and passed down through the generations from street seller to street seller. Do not be fooled by the packaging. Street beer is the only life I know, however, be wary of the alcohol content, horrific taste and inevitable hangover.

Despite the hangover, Neil and I decided to leave the ladies to stroll while we went for a run - which turned out to be one of the highlights of the weekend - the Parque del Buen Retiro is as magnificent as any park I’ve seen with an impressive diversity of styles, functions and plant life. It’s also a weekend hang out for the locals so it’s a good way to sample local madrid.

It’s hard to really single out any of the historic buildings and monuments in Madrid as being better than any other - the architecture and condition of the buildings is of high quality - all well situated along these wide, expressive streets.

REAL MADRID

A couple of the fellas went on a tour of the Real Madrid stadium which was only €15, and got to see the bench, pitch, changing rooms and trophy room. If it’s your thing it’s not a bad option.

SHOPPING

The main area for shopping is definitely around the Gran Via / Opera Metro stations. The big high street names are there in abundance - though we found the Fuencarral (a.k.a. Fun Carral) is your carnaby street / Neil street style road with the more funky / retro / youth orientated brands, becoming more boutiquey as you get closer to Chueca. We were lucky enough that there was a street festival on while we were there - The Pura Vida festival - there were some impressive bands performing on a live stage just off the street and street vending beer stands all the way along its length. It was the first time we all felt we had experienced some of the youth culture of Madrid as otherwise it’s not obvious.. was was particularly obvious was the number of post-op trannies who hunt in packs.

Chueca is definitely one of the more gay areas of Madrid if not the epicentre, and as a result has a great atmosphere of cafes, bars and boutiques. Your also close to some great Tapas & Authentic restaurants on Calle Libertad and C. de Barbieri.

CLUBBING

Like any city, what’s good one weekend in one place isn’t necessarily going to be good the next weekend, but having said that, PACHA in madrid is always going to be a safe bet. We all wanted something a bit harder and ended up in a club called Cool which, despite being gay, lived up to it’s name. We went in a group of mostly girls and found an empty area on the floor above the dance floor that was like a separate VIP area and just took it over.. don’t think I’d go again but it was a laugh. Other clubs we heard of were Ohm & Goa, but can’t vouch for them.

OVERALL

I liked Madrid, but like any holiday, the best part is normally the company you keep and it was certainly that that made the weekend. Madrid is a good canvas for a good time, but I think you could feel more inspired by Barcelona. Madrid is quite a local’s city and I can see why they would like to keep it how it is. I liken it most to Paris - it’s got some great sights, beautiful buildings and great food, but after you’ve done that a few times you habituate to it and it all becomes samey. It then takes time, local knowledge and effort to really come to love the city and appreciate it’s charms. The question is - are you prepared to invest? That’s where Paris and Madrid are different.

PHOTOS >> Madrid sights / Madrid sounds

by Richard Garner

Posted by admin, filed under 2006, Travel. Date: September 21, 2006, 12:00 pm | 1 Comment »

It’s one thing chasing love, it’s another thing forgetting to chase your dreams. I sometimes forget that life is about inspirational moments where you decide to do things that no-one has ever done before and in doing so increase the capacity of humanity to abandon our limits and chase the seemingly impossible.

>> cone juggling
>> tyger

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This blog isn’t going too well. The idea was to submit to it regularly so that I had some kind of idea why I was doing it in the first place. Time for plan b.

It’s always weird coming back to the Uk / work after a long time off - Australia certainly re-set a lot of things - my sleep, my diet etc back to a healthy position. Doesn’t take too long before things reverse, but there’s a different level of self awareness as a result of having some comparison to the same old same old.

I need to remember the buzz I had for kiteboarding and it’s parallel to the balance I need to strike in life between leaning back too far so that you fall in, or leaning forward so far that you go too fast and you’re out of control.

To try and achieve this balance I’m planning a boarding trip next week to Mottaret, so fingers crossed. Hopefully by the time I next enter this things will be a bit clearer at work as well… see you soon.

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Well it doesn’t seem like it was a month ago that I started doing this, but then my 30th was kinda consuming. Feeling braindead after a mad night out with Charlie Richardson followed by gatecrashing a penthouse party. Needless to say that I spent too much of everything.

So, what do I need to remind myself of today.

> Jekyll
> Feedback for Auzzy
> DVLA ownership form for Dad’s licence plate
> Tax accountant
> Glasses
> Chase the freehold / agree a date to meet / get other quotes
> Guitar strings
> Update turbopixel
> Choose a holiday bag
> Business cards work & home
> Finish the team presentation
> Visit the tate modern
> Headphone jack splitter
> Write PSP movie review
> Kite research / board research
> Movie posters
> Organise day out with Steph
> email huw

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22  Oct
A NEW BEGINNING

Well, here we go. I intend to use this to help remind myself of what is important to me. Right now, that would be to book my flights to Australia so that I can enjoy christmas in the summer. Oh yeah, and to find my lease so that I can get the valuation done.

Jez sent an email the other day that made me laugh.

The following domains are real.

First there is Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous:

http://www.whorepresents.com

Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can
exchange advice and views:

http://www.expertsexchange.com

Looking for a pen? Look no further than PenIsland:

http://www.penisland.net

Need a therapist? Try:

http://www.therapistfinder.com

Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:

http://www.molestationnursery.com

hmm..

Guy also told me about a website which is great for video clips, particulary the one about where the US should invade next…

http://www.wimp.com

ok….. now on with the flight booking.

:) Rich

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